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The male individual subdues and then kills two other drinkers, with the remaining two inflating and attempting to escape via flight] Roddy Root: Because they had the element of Surprise, Jessie and Billy were able to eliminate three of the targets! [The remaining two SCP-1863-A drinkers are shot in the stomachs, causing them to fall to the ground and deflate; analysis of the film shows that the shots most likely came from the roof of the library] Roddy Root: Good thing that Jacob was on the roof with his Carl's Caffeine Club Rifle, which he won from the Caffeinated Terror contest!

However, criticizing SCP-1863-A or SCP-1863-B while in the presence of the respective instance can lead to various chemical reactions, such as p H fluctuations, combustion, or solidification when introduced to the human digestive tract.

Item #: SCP-1863 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Individuals affected by SCP-1863-A are to be separated from individuals affected by SCP-1863-B.

Both subgroups are to be kept at Site-28 for study, and are not to be made aware of the other party, and are to be given access to either SCP-1863-A or SCP-1863-B, dependent on their subgroup, to ensure their continued survival.

The Citrox Corporation only exists to make their pockets deeper while screwing over the little guy!

And after all that, they have the audacity to charge $1.22 for their soda!

[An animated anthropomorphic Sarsaparilla root appears on the screen against a black background, and starts talking] Roddy Root: Hey, kids, I'm Roddy Root, and there are some things you should know about Lime Liftoff before buying it!

Roddy Root: Did you know that the Citrox Corporation gets its ingredients through slavery?

[5-second long screech] Root Beer is for the un-intelligent, the un-cultured, the un-wanted, the UN.